friday ramblings…
wait, today is friday, right?
i haven’t showered since wednesday.
we leave for a week in florida tomorrow. family reunion. nuff said.
did i pack underwear?
did i pack at all?
i think that’s a half-eaten strawberry on my tshirt.
i have no bra on… come to think of it, have i even brushed my teeth?
i hear the magoo on the monitor.
obviously he’s chosen not to nap. awesome.
it’s only 1:27 pm.
paul’s work schedule has been insane and thru weekends for the last 2 wks so we could vacay next wk.
thank you, my love.
i’m stoked about a new project with a great friend.
my cousin’s little man and the magoo get to meet for the first time!
i need to pack more diapers.
where’s my camera chord? dammit why do i always misplace the chord?!
my hair feels greasy.
i should be showering instead of writing this post.
tuesday i get to see these two mom blogging lovelies… of whom i have never met but i “know.”
i think magoo passed out.
the pedicure i got last week has already chipped.
need to get back to work before he wakes up again…
new project = very cool. will launch tonight! scratch that… launched NOW!
pitched a piece for a dear friend to killer company. could be really good for her.
karma = good.
My Bottle’s Up! has gotten 6 x the amount of traffic than it had just 2 months ago. unreal.
my college roommate eloped… in vegas… 7 months ago… and told everyone last night. amazing.
i booked a cruise for my brother and i next month as his college grad gift. radness.
i need to pee.
can’t forget to pack magoo’s trucks.
red smells… not good.
my friend’s 8 month old daughter’s squishy thighs make my uterus want to house another bebe…
good god no! bad idea.
i get to see all my cousins this week… and they’re all skinny as rails… even the one who has a baby. not fair.
what do i do if jackson eats sand?
i can’t wait to hug my family.
i just farted.
paul farts a lot… more than i anticipated when we got married almost 5 years ago.
farts are funny.
red always smells like farts.
i hope the magoo doesn’t shit while we’re on the airplane tomorrow.
he did that last time. not cool.
i’m hungry. again.










You are awesome.
Wiping away tears of laughter.
I think I lurve you.
Congratulations on the launch of the new project =)
Also, congratulations on the traffic expansion! I know it’s something you mentioned a little while ago, so that’s great news! =)
Oh, and I think farts are funny too =P
Hey, great post, very well written. You should write more about this. I’ll certainly be subscribing.
*burp*
‘scuse me.
@ChurchPunkMom exactly!
OMG. I was totally LOL (for realz) as I was reading this. You are the bestest. So excited for our new project. Only you could come up with an idea this cool. Luvs Ya!!
This was fantastic! I was LMAO through the whole thing.
Hehehehe. That gave me a huge laugh. I feel like that half the time, and I have NO excuse. LOL
lol that’s very much like my brain. haha.