a case of the crazies
in an attempt to prove myself a super hero and get over my knee injury, i went sans vicodin yesterday afternoon and evening. i have a tendency to do this when overcoming an injury.
i sum up my super-healing powers (paul thinks i have said powers) and prove myself to be a rockstar. this occurred when i was in the hospital, post c-section. i took nothing other than an 800 mg ibuprofen. i know. i’m a little kooky when it comes to this… a little competitive… and quite possibly on the verge of being certifiably nuts.
so last night, i go sans vicodin, and instead i ice my knee while watching a movie with paul and enjoying some good brews.
i know, i know, you’re not supposed to drink when taking pain killers… but i hadn’t taken one since yesterday morning. i was in the clear. totally in the clear.
or so i thought…
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this morning paul asks, “do you remember asking me ‘whose tiara are you wearing’ last night?”
i respond with, “you’re joking right. i mean seriously. i didn’t even take a vicodin!!! c’mon!!!”
“so what else did i say?” i ask paul, feeling like he will soon have me committed for my sleep crazies.
paul says, ” well, i was like, ‘what do you mean?’ and you said ‘yeah, just check the time and date on the tiara to see whose it is.‘”
i went back to sleep. my husband laughed at me and then rolled back over.
great, just another crazy sleep story to add to my collection.
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in terms of my knee, i’m totally challenging myself and going sans vicodin… reason being that sunday is octoberfest, and dammit-to-hell, i’m going. we live within walking distance (though this may be more of a negative than a positive in my case) and i’m determined to go and partake in the beers and sausages.
today will be my trial period… going sans vicodin. i mean, it’s for a good cause…
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so who lost their tiara and lent it to paul last night???













dammit, that’s where I left it. Feel free to ship that back to me with the rest of your vicodin since you’re not using them. Which, BTW, WTF are you trying to prove? Sit on your ass and get stoned as per doctors orders!
You make me look bad. I always call for a refill on my pain meds. Thanks for saving yours for me. I’ll be by to pick them up shortly.
I knew something was missing.
Last night I took an Ambien. My doc gave me a weeks worth. When I asked on Twitter how it was, I got a little scared. As far as I know (or he’s waiting for a good time to blackmail me) all I did was sleep.
Oh, dude. When I said you were hardcore, this is not what I meant!
Take your pills, and drink lots… of water. For the rectum, and all.
And? I love that you have the sleep crazies. I have some fantastic stories to share with you about that.
If it makes you feel any better, my mom scared the crap out of me as a kid because she’d talk all the time in her sleep. I seriously never knew if she was awake or asleep and so I’d avoid her altogether between a certain time frame. And she was never on drugs. At least none that I knew of.
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
My family (well, my siblings, anyway) is known for their sleep antics–at least you’ve never thought the linen closet was the bathroom.
I tried the cabernet sauvignon you’ve got up on the bottle of the week review thingy and it was mindbogglingly smooth. Totally unrelated to this post, I know. Sorry. I’m just random like that.
Aaand here’s the part where I randomly thank you for visiting my lowly blog and leaving me some comment love.
My husband talks in his sleep all the time. He’s always on the phone, it’s hilarious. What a great story, my little princess