Apparently with a 45 minute long flight from Atlanta to Jacksonville, this plane is not equipt with wifi.

Delta FAIL.

Though I’ve been up for hours and feel like this…

I got myself one of these in the hopes that it wakes my ass up.

I even took the above two pictures of myself on the flight, since I had the ENTIRE row to myself. Proof that these luxuries only take place when I travel sans Magoo. Yup.

My flight yesterday from Baltimore to Atlanta, oversold. Travel agents were begging people to forgo their ticket for a voucher, offering both cash and the names of their first born children in order for people to adjust their schedules and give up their seat.

My flight today from Atlanta to Jacksonville, not even HALF full. People are sprawled out in their own rows. The man in the row next to me is snoring so loudly that I find myself abundantly grateful for Paul giving me his headphones so I can listen to music (yet I still hear the snoring man).

So this morning I head to Jacksonville. Magoo is with my mom til Thursday, while I go help the Magoo’s godparents with their TWINS!!!!

And no, Billy and Rachel, to my knowledge, have no idea that my knee is busted… fractured and my cartilage behind said kneecap is non-existent. I opted out of sharing this information with them this week because I knew they would make me cancel.

Not an option.

The TWINS (and yes I must write in caps when I say the TWINS because they are that cool) are now 2 months old and I have not even met them yet. Come hell or high water, I am bound and determined to get my ½ crippled ass down to Jacksonville and see these babes… and help out Mama Rach as much as possible during Billy’s work week.

Thursday, I will hop a flight back to Atlanta, meet Grammy and my Magoo at the airport where we will make the Magoo exchange, and then head home to Annapolis.

Friday my in-laws will arrive to make home in our home for the following 10 days, while I furiously do laundry and repack and catch a flight at 6 am Saturday morning for 10 days out West.

Phew…

And incase you don’t understand the title of this post… i leave you with this…