open invitation for taye diggs… sort of…
SETTING: our bedroom, paul is putting his watch on, getting ready to leave for work. i’m a lazy ass and still in bed.
me: ((((stretch and yawn)))) “hun, i uh… have a confession to make…”
hub: “…… yeah?”
me: “i had a dream that i made out with taye diggs…”
hub: mild chuckle “uh huh…”
me: “yeah, and we made out cuz i was on the set of private practice.”
hub approaches me in all my stinky, morning, haven’t brushed my teeth, didn’t shower yesterday glory. he leans over, smooches my forehead (thank jeebus it wasn’t my mouth because i HATE morning mouth kisses before brushed teeth.)
me: “sorry…”
hub: chuckle continues “as long as i’m the only one you’re making out with in real life…”
me: “ok…”
END SCENE.
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sorry taye (i can call you taye, right?) guess i’ll just be seeing you in my dreams.
ps- CALL ME!!!! (((wink)))
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do you and your partner have a “if so and so shows up at the door, i can leave you” understanding?
who is in your celebrity make out dreams?
do you feel guilty for having make out dreams of someone other than your partner?
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if you dream of taye diggs, don’t tell me… he’s mine.
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I don’t dream of him…but yeah. He’s hott!
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Rob and I have an understanding that if JDM shows up at the door, throws me over his shoulder, and carries me away to a secret sex den…. Rob should just let me go.
And yes I feel guilty about dreaming about anyone other than Rob. Even if they’re gay or female. I’ve been having strange dreams lately.
.-= Ashleigh´s last blog ..How I Married Myself, Part Six. =-.
@Ashleigh, I’m about to potentially burst your JDM bubble, but I can tell you where to find him most of the time. He is about to have a baby with Hilarie Burton (One Tree Hill), like super soon. He does spend most of his time living in Wilmington, NC with her. My good friend lives with her as well. So if you ever come to Wilmington get up with me and I can potentially arrange a meeting. The sex den is up to you.
.-= Danielle´s last blog ..My confession…. =-.
@Danielle,
HAHAHAHA! I’m pretty sure I’ll live. Thanks for the offer though.
.-= Ashleigh´s last blog ..Protected: HIMM, Part Eight. =-.
Yes. Harry Connick, Jr. and Jesse James. Although now that Jesse James has proven to be a complete ass of a man, it’s just down to Harry Connick, Jr. But honestly, if JJ showed up at my door, I think I might be able to overlook the fact that he has no character.
.-= Ashley´s last blog ..Spring Break… How do I love thee? =-.
Vin Diesel. Holy hell that man is serious hotness. My husbands fantasy lady is Jessica Biel. No I dont feel guilty about my dreams, because in reality my husband is a foxy man and I really only wanna make out with him. At least until Vin knocks on my door.
It just so happens that I had a dream last night that I was doing a whole lot more than “making out” with none other than Kid Rock.
I kid you not!
He is most definitely NOT my go-to fantasy man.
But, he’ll work in a pinch!
.-= Sunday Stilwell´s last blog ..Autism didn’t cause my divorce. Part 1 =-.
I love celebrity dreams. I once had a very hot and steamy dream with Matthew McConaughey. (The uber hot Matty from A Time To Kill….that Matty makes my panties fall off.) It was the kind of dream that you’d never tell your mom about. I was having a yard sale and this dog comes along and that wasn’t important because this super hot guy gets out of his car and I yell Matthew!! And he’s all yes, and I blush and am all, that’s my dogs name and he’s saying something like “no it’s not”. Then we start making out and the rest is very X rated.
I so wish I’d have that dream again.
.-= Rebecca´s last blog ..Semantics =-.
I’ve got a top 5. The first 4 stay constant and 5 is based on my mood (or you know whatever is popular). Here it goes:
1. Ethan Hawke (Have you ever seen Before Sunrise?)
2. Colin Farrell (I did get to second base with him… true story)
3. Jonny Depp (Must I explain?)
4. Jared Leto (Don’t judge, do we all remember Jordan Catalano?)
5. Robert Pattinson (Totally cougar style with that one.)
.-= Danielle´s last blog ..My confession…. =-.
Too funny…Taye is a solid choice. I love your husband’s reaction too. I’d have to say my husband and I have an agreement that works well for both of us. His would be Heidi Klum and mine would be Seal so if one of us were successful the other would be available.
.-= angelynn´s last blog ..Like parent, like child =-.
@angelynn, my ONLY criticism on mah man, taye, is his height… given that i’m 5’9″ i like mah men tall. i’m pretty sure if he showed up at my door though, i’d over look it (no pun intended.)
heidi is my husband’s too!!!
Mine are slightly strange, but a total understand between my husband and I:
1. Andy Samberg
2. Christopher Walken, but just so he can tuck me in and read me bedtime stories
3. Neil Diamond, so he can sing to me (I have had a crush on him since I was 5)
4. Adam Goldberg
5. Seth Rogan
@Stephanie, “slightly strange”… i think not! no judgment here. whoever revs your engine…
LOL i dream of him when i’m wide awake. rahr.
But what would you say in bed without sounding like Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat?
Oh Tay. OH TAY!
@Ann’s Rants, ROFLMAO!!!! i adore you so much, you just don’t even know. that was awesome, yet it totally ruined my moment… but it was still awesome.
Now, I can’t say that we have free tickets… cause even if his dream woman came to the door, I don’t think I’d want him banging her, then coming back to me with a smirk… and vice versa for him.
But I have a thing for Ewan McGregor (A la Moulin Rouge). Also, Jason Statham, shitty action movies aside. I have always, always had a thing for Bruce Willis. I think I just like bald men. Yum.
Brock’s #1 lady is Jennifer Connelly. I don’t disagree.
.-= Mandy´s last blog ..The Birth Of A Blog Post. =-.
Oh, I’m loving the “Oh Tay! Oh Tay!”
hilarious.
I think I be needing to get myself to a Dr for some compounded pharmaceutical hormone replacements, cuz I haven’t had a dream like that in pretty many years, preeeettty many…