clothing is overrated anyways and too expensive.

who needs clothes?

the weather is warming up. you’re goina sweat after playing outside with your kid(s) and then proceed to go pant-less once inside your home, just like your kid(s).

if you’re like me, you’ll break out the maxi-dresses (i hate that term as it makes me think of kotex) from 2 seasons ago and wear those simply to avoid a waistband.

but my son… he’s goina be 2 in a few weeks. he has to wear pants, shorts now.

nothing fits him.

he’s manorexic.

now before you go all hate mail crazy on me, let it be known that i had and still have friends who battle anorexia and bulimia and referring to my nearly 2 year old son as manorexic is said in jest. if you take offense to that, you obviously have no sense of humor and can close your browser now. thanks for stopping by.

once upon a time jackson’s inability to put on weight was a BIG problem, one that led us to hospitalizing him twice and feeding him via NG tube for 8 weeks.

and now… he eats fine. do i wish he ate more? sure. but i’m not about to have my husband shove another 8 fringe tube up his nose and down his throat in order to force feed him.

so he snacks. a lot.

i snack… a lot… which is probably why i avoid clothing with waist bands and stick with maxi-dresses (ugh! whoever coined that term needs to be covered in wet cement and tampons.)

my manorexic son is NEVER still. not even in his sleep.

he is always moving, always burning calories.

infact, at this very moment, he is trying to take his pjs off and put his sneakers on while chanting “owside. play?” repeatedly.

so… we’re goina go burn some calories.

even though he refused to eat any breakfast and has no calories to burn.

ok, i gotta go roll his 18 month old shorts so they don’t fall to his ankles.

or maybe i’ll just take him out there pant-less.

perhaps the world would be a happier place if we could all go sans pants.