i considered vlogging this post for a split second and then the amount of kleenex i have gone through since returning from the dominican back to the land of endless pollen got the better of me.

trust me, you’re better off this way too.

that being said, yes, i am back. and i appreciate those of you who have emailed, tweeted and sent me love on facebook wondering why i have only posted once since coming home from vacay.

no, i have not been on the toilet, shitting endlessly on my home throne.

my site was hacked.

hacked.

i don’t even know what that means entirely, but it’s not pretty.

nor is the pollen count here in maryland.

*ACHOO*

so i guess what i’m trying to say is that i am here, on twitter, gchatting, skyping and whatnot. i’m still writing posts (actually with pen and paper. IMAGINE THAT!!!) and once my blog has a functioning heartbeat again and comes out of surgery, i will get back to my regular posting.

until then, this precious place of mine is in the brilliant and trusted hands of @PrincessJenn who is busily fixing, debugging, saving my posts, figuring out messed up databasing, and prettyfying my blog.

if you scope things out around here and start thinking “when did nic begin writing in tongues?” don’t worry too much. things are going to look a little different, be a little different and better in time.

thanks for sticking with me, dear ones.

i’m here. i’m back. i promise.

i’ve just been hacked.

no biggie… it’s not like i’ve shared every moment of my son’s life on here, or anything astoundingly personal.

jenn’s got my back… and my blog.

send good vibes puhlease.

ok, i’m going to find more kleenex, take more tablespoons of honey, make some tea and search for eye drops in the hopes that i don’t continue looking like i’m high as a kite on allergy medicine.

be glad i didn’t vlog this post. be very glad.

pollen sucks.

so does being hacked.