aprons, advertising, and asshats

upon checking my inbox this morning, i came across an email from an ad agency (which shall remain nameless) making me aware that williams sonoma inc., owner of pottery barn and PBteen, requests that i remove their ad for bedding by pottery barn kids from my sidebar due to the content of the other ads that are currently running (and will continue to run) on my sidebar.

i emailed back, making the agency aware that my webmaster will remove the link as soon as possible. i added in this email that i couldn’t help but laugh at how ludicrous a situation this was, but, no harm no foul. the ad will be removed.

having that text ad was literally “pocket change,” so this was never about the money… though i now fully intend on using that $30 on wine, thankyouverymuch.

once i had a chance to marinate on this, it dawned on me that this action, asking me to remove their ad due to my content was perhaps… insulting?

the feminist in me kicked in… i began to wonder “what would betty say” about this debacle? “what would gloria do” with this tasty information?

the ad agency and i have emailed back and forth for a good part of this morning. the representative of the ad agency who initiated the pitch was profusely apologetic and cordial. i emailed back, making it clear that i found no fault with their agency, but was extremely curious about williams sonoma (as the agency’s client) and what this request of theirs meant for myself and for my readers (mainly women, mainly mothers).

dudes, i’m not discounting you. ladies without kidlets, i’m not discounting you either. i’m calling it what it is and it, my blog, is a mom blog. there, i said it… begin casting your stones.

i emailed the ad agency numerous questions…

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do these “certain words” that are “not to be associated with their brand” include “rape”?? i am an (almost) 10 year survivor and discuss sexual assault frequently on my blog.

do these “certain words” include “alcohol”?? because i really enjoy my wine, have written wine reviews, and discuss that on my blog as well.

and what about expletives? i drop a curse word in nearly every one of my posts.

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suffice to say, i have come to my own conclusions about what has taken place today… these conclusions are mine and mine alone and do not represent the ad agency that originally contacted me.

it is my personal belief that williams sonoma inc. is neglecting the fact that mothers are sexual beings. guess what? moms buy sex toys. some of these same women also buy children’s bedding from your store.

where on earth do you think children come from? let me answer that for you… SEX!!!!!!!

it is also my personal belief that williams sonoma inc. is negligent in educating themselves on the bloggers they pitch to… case in point, me. this is why i do not blame the ad agency. i believe the agency was the middle-person in all of this and that it is the responsibility of the company who is desiring ad space to be aware of the content of the blogger they are pitching to.

in all honesty, i don’t give two shits about my ad space. the two ads i currently run belong to two amazing women who have befriended me and i am proud to support their companies and their work.

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in the last hour, i took a quick twitter poll and asked the following question…

twitter poll: any moms out there who shop at williams sonoma or the companies they own, in addition to shopping for sex toys for yourself?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

within seconds i received A LOT of responses, some of my faves including…

@MyBottlesUp I hide my sex toys under some Pottery Barn Furniture. #justsayingless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


@MyBottlesUp Well, I cannot afford to shop at Pottery Barn because I spend all my money on sex toys #Howyalikemenowless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


@MyBottlesUp I am completely nonsexual and my daughter was obviously dropped off by the Stork!!!! How ridiculous!less than a minute ago via web

i then summed things up with the following tweet…

disclaimer: i am in no way suggesting a williams sonoma boycott or pottery barn boycott. but i am suggesting the purchase of sex toys.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

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according to my webmaster and dear friend who runs the same ads on her blog that i do, “you totally should write a post on ‘advertisers knowing their audience’ and how not all mommy blogger are created equal – some of us give better blowjobs.

so basically that is what this all boils down to, i suppose.

that, and williams sonoma inc. needs to realize that it is currently 2010… people buy sex toys AND some of these people are parents.

now please excuse me while i go into the kitchen and bake some cookies while wearing my williams sonoma apron… and nothing else.

 

UPDATE 1: holy cripes ya’ll… treat yourselves…

In honor of @MyBottlesUp for the rest of the week, receive 20% off your entire order at http://bit.ly/QrP54 use the code SonomaPotteryless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

THANKS TO THE EVER-SO-AWESOME @maniacalmom for this kickass discount!!!

also, make sure to check out the latest BlogherAtHome post and enter to win a basket of goodies from the uber generous @maniacalmom.

(why do i feel like so many will be starting a collection of toys, if not adding their already existing one??? enjoy!!!)

 

UPDATE 2: thanks to my fantastic sponsor @nipplecharms!!!

In honor of @MyBottlesUp for the rest of June, receive 12% off your order at http://bit.ly/dl8YaW use the code WilliamsSonomaless than a minute ago via HootSuite

ladies what are you waiting for? go! shop! then… well, you know what to do.

40 Responses to aprons, advertising, and asshats

  • Brilliance!

  • hchybinski says:

    LOL – that is a great post. And quite frankly – that company better hope they REMAIN so lily white – no embarrassing sex or accounting scandals in their well-organized closets. I believe that everyone should take a big deep breath and realize that we are all just humans – trying to figure it all out as we go along. . .and that a vast majority of consumers are capable of making up their own minds about a product and a company – and btw – go put on some heels with that apron! =)

    Hillary

    • Nicole says:

      cripes, good point with the lily white reputation… i hadn’t even thought about that. yeesh, i’ll leave that digging to the experts and just continue with my blogging.

  • PrincessJenn says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Peeing myself laughing.
    Now where did I put that princess dildo…
    .-= PrincessJenn´s last blog ..Coffee’s Not Enough =-.

  • robin says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, please excuse me while I try and pick myself up off the floor from laughing. You are hysterical. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

  • Emma says:

    As I said on Twitter…I’m much more likely to shop at Toy With Me and Nipple Charms than Pottery Barn……it’s sooooo much more fun ;-)

  • Kimberly says:

    hate that it worked you into a frenzy, but this episode totally made my day! had many laughs via twitter. i proudly support your blog on mine. in addition, i believe i will further support you and buy myself a new sex toy.
    .-= Kimberly´s last blog ..stars and stripes forever? =-.

    • Nicole says:

      oh hun, rest assured, no frenzy was worked up… a lot of questions perhaps, and certainly a LOT of laughs. but no frenzy. ignorance is bliss??? except in this case, their ignorance does not end with a blissful orgasm.

      enjoy your new toy. :)

  • I just want to say that I give great blow jobs. Even better ones when we are on the Pottery Barn Sheets and burning their Vanilla Bean Candles.

  • Nicole says:

    oh also, it’s so awesome to get feedback that includes an abundance of laughter. life would be awfully bland without it.

  • Amy Phillips says:

    Oh man, everything we hate about upper middle class white America personified. It is BEYOND belief. Although I have a new name for my sex toy store: Sluttery Barn.
    .-= Amy Phillips´s last blog ..Daily Rant =-.

  • this is amazing! i was cracking up as i read through it – especially when i got to the tweets. what a funny/weird/mildly insulting-but-still-laughable situation! also, good for you on thinking the whole thing through and recognizing that the ad agency was not to blame. i applaud you on keeping blogging integrity alive, while poking some (apparently greatly needed!) humor in the direction of the guilty party!

    love you mama!

    cheers!
    .-= emily bilbrey´s last blog ..fourteen months!! =-.

  • JDUB says:

    STANDING OVATION ::::CLAPPING CLAPPING::::::::.. shit what will they say about US LESBIANS having babies and using sex toys … Hey we bake too and have shopped at William and SONOMA !

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  • evincedesign says:

    Nic – this is hilarious! And I L-O-V-E that you inspired a discount for us all at Passion Parties! LMFAO!

  • Rebecca says:

    While my daughter was at school I was taking off the sheets so I could wash them. (Sheets and bed bought at pottery barn) My husband came in and saw me all bent over her bed and he scurried off to OUR toy box and came back andand we used sex toys on her Pottery Barn bed….the sheets were on the floor
    .-= Rebecca´s last blog ..You Want Me To Put That Where?? =-.

  • BigMamaCass says:

    Dude that is crazy!!!!!! I am a little pissed about it honestly. But if you will excuse me, I am going to cash in my 20% off coupon to further my already expansive collection!!!!
    .-= BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Caption This! 7 {Photo Blog Fun} =-.

    • Nicole says:

      you’re sweet. i appreciate your comment and i’m sorry you’re pissed. i’m not… i don’t have this space on the interwebz for the big bucks, and dropping me is entirely up to them. i just found the reasoning behind the action to be eye-brow-raising to say the least.

      cash in on that 20% my good lady and get yours.

      cheers!!!

  • PrincessJenn says:

    Hey Nic, don’t forget to mention that Maniacal Mom is ALSO hosting a giveaway over at our BlogHer@Home site for a sexy toy package!
    .-= PrincessJenn´s last blog ..Coffee’s Not Enough =-.

  • xtina says:

    i have a fancy clear muddler that looks A LOT like a sex toy. i wonder which came first, the muddler or the sex toy?? anyway it seems out of place to keep it in the kitchen drawer ;)

  • Nipple Rings says:

    Same goes for me for sticking up for us! I will also tweet this!

    In honor of @MyBottlesUp for the rest of June, receive 12.5% off your order at http://bit.ly/dl8YaW use the code WilliamsSonoma @NippleCharms

    Great Article, should go viral!

    N

  • Ah Nic this is priceless. I am laughing while disturbed by the whole thing. Totally not worth being angry but still – we can all think about it if we need something to kill a sexy mood cause the kids wlak in or something. Sex makes babies and good sex saves marriages (as long as with the spouse)and makes us mothers who shop at PB and WS oh so much more exciting than baking and preppy sheet sets. What a silly company!

    Funny post lady. You rock!
    .-= Brittany at Mommy Words´s last blog ..The Kids Milked Me =-.

  • Made. My. Day. Nic, you are a treasure. Keep calling bullshit on this bullshit, and hopefully keep getting us free stuff! OK, the free stuff is less important. But I still like it.

    xxoo

    • Nicole says:

      LOL. the comments have been empowering to women, to mothers… and we have encouraged each other to remember that we can be BOTH mothers AND sexual beings… that we ARE sexual beings. the comments alone have been awesome in that way and have kept everyone in a jovial mood, which i am so grateful for.

      the discounted merch has just blown me away. women truly are amazing.

      cheers to our sexuality!!!

  • Knowing the target audience and knowing the content on the blog. Two VERY VALID points. I can’t afford to shop at PB or WS, but I DID get three toys at Eden Fantasies a few months ago for under $20 with shipping. Hmmm… where would I rather spend MY money?

    Can we say: economic downturn causes moms to search for new ways to entertain themselves?
    .-= LisaUnfiltered´s last blog ..Influencing our Kids =-.

  • toywithme says:

    Great post sexy lady! Maybe they were just toying with you ;) .
    .-= toywithme´s last blog ..In Search Of A Crystal Studded Ball Gag =-.

  • I can’t believe I missed this all day.
    In honer of Nic @mybottlesup, for the rest of June, I will use my lovely vibrator- then deposit it at my local Pottery Barn, under their bedding.
    .-= MommyNaniBooboo´s last blog ..Text speak immersion therapy. =-.

    • Nicole says:

      totally thought “honer” said “boner” which made me nearly spit out my coffee which obviously i need more of so that i can read.

      i would offer to edit your comment and change the spelling of “honer” but i can’t… this is just too good.

      happy vibes to you.

  • Lu says:

    NICE! Glad you called a spade a spade. Asshats.

  • AMAZING post lmfao. snorting with laughter. Although, I can’t REALLY relate, I’m too broke for sex toys AND pottery barn :( sniffles.
    .-= jess; [the bottle chronicles]´s last blog ..21; oh what fun =-.

  • Tracie says:

    I love this post….what idiots to think that they don’t want either survivor issues or sex toys mentioned anywhere near their ads.

    I’ll make sure to think of them tonight for just a minute….after that I’ll be too busy!! *wink*
    .-= Tracie´s last blog ..I Tell My Kid NOT to Obey Adults =-.

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