i’ll feed you… in my kitchen.
this post really doesn’t exist. these words aren’t here. in fact, nothing on this blog is here. it’s void. entirely empty of any recorded thought, memory, photograph.
nothing is here that you don’t want to see. whatever you do find here, on any blog for that matter, is twisted and contorted… turned into something unintended.
because you’re looking for something.
for anything.
you’re hunting for scraps on a carcass that doesn’t exist.
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you’re disappointed that a post is sponsored by a company.
you’re sickened that family photos are shared on someone’s blog.
you’re outraged that people share information about their children and find the community that for some reason you cannot seem to find.
*this is when i start to laugh*
so you create.
and yes, in this medium, we all create.
we create and we share.
all for different reasons.
all for the same reason.
we want to be heard.
we want to be fed.
praise.
critique.
money.
connections.
sponsorship.
community.
place your order. select your dish.
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this post doesn’t exist.
this meal you’re consuming isn’t really here.
this message that you’re visually taking in is one of your own.
your interpretation.
am i talking about you?
or am i talking to you?
i’ll let you decide.
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you get unfollowed.
you feel unadored.
you are unhappy.
ultimately, all of this leads you to becoming unoriginal.
truly becoming anonymous.
giving you no authentic voice.
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i see you.
i sense your hunger.
you’re obviously salivating.
drooling on this blog and others.
dripping with anonymous sweat… and leaving your stench.
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go clean up.
i’ll have a seat ready for you at my dinner table.
and i’ll feed you.
you won’t starve in my house.
but you may not like what you taste.










Does that mean you’re going to make me pizza?
Love you. Love your unapologetic stance on the haters out there.
PrincessJenn´s last [type] ..Chee-Yos
…. did you just call me stinky? YOU KNOW I’M PARANOID ABOUT THAT!!!
Kellee´s last [type] ..Before I’m Thirty
love this. love you. in my most sarcastic voice, i love how people pick apart every aspect of someone elses life,words, heart.
Girl, this was fabulous.
I just want the wine.
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Damn girl…that was amazing.
I agree with Kim…I just want the wine.
This was awesome. And also, my cousin kicked me off FB earlier this year because I post too many pictures, according to her. Instead of hiding my feed like I’ve done with other family members that bug me, she just deleted me all together and told my sister that was why. Talk about shitty, right? I totally felt unadored and crappy after that.
I’ll be over tonight fo shizzle.
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Awesome Nic! You are always original and unboring even if you are sometimes smelly – aren’t we all? I know I am. Anyway, I’ll take the dinner and some wine and I will so have you over to my house for some crazy dinner too! xoxo
Brittany at Mommy Words´s last [type] ..No School Fool!
Wow Jen, my comment was going to be the exact same thing, before I saw yours. So, Nic repeat all that. Love ya.
I love this. And I will happily eat whatever meal you serve, savoring every bite. Especially if there’s wine
well, this was far more eloquent that what I would have written which would be a big ol pppffffffffft. I’ll drink your wine baby, you know I think you’re the shizz.
Minky {moo}´s last [type] ..layzee
This is great. I know you will keep serving what you like and I will keep enjoying it.
Otter´s last [type] ..John Ratzenberger Spans Generations
This is why I love you, and a million other reasons too.
Lisa´s last [type] ..Preschool Decision Time
You’re blog needs a like button so I don’t say something stupid and muck up a great post. So…
LIKE!
Heather @ Brace Yourselves´s last [type] ..Coupons work!! and Brace Yourselves for Bumble Bees!
Love this post. Love you even more. This is so powerful and meaningful and relevant. And I’m coming over for dinner now.
Tricia´s last [type] ..Trust
why do i have the feeling i am suppose to know what is going on? nicely written. love the voice.
Oh, holy wow. LOVED this.
Barnmaven´s last [type] ..So
You’ll feed me? Promise? LOL, I can’t cook to save my life:)
Seriously, this was a beautifully written work, I truly think you’ve given many some food for thought!