tv

be honest, how much tv has your kid watched this summer?

seriously, how much? 1 hr a day? 4 hrs a day? none?

i’ve slacked this summer in terms of jackson and his tv watching. i most definitely have, and as of right now, i’m still ok with that.

since jackson turned 3, his tv interests have changed. he’s in love with the disney channel now much more so than his former PBS go-to shows. i don’t think it’s so bad. sure the disney channel may now have a jacked-up-looking mickey mouse and way more computer generated shit than i certainly remember… but times change.

honestly, it’s made me happy to see jackson get excited about mickey mouse and all of the beautiful splendor that is disney. i still remember the first time i went to disney with my parents (i was 5) and my dad shouldered an enormous video camera the entire day to record my every moment in the magic kingdom.

remember VHS? i know! crazy pants!

with us moving back to florida in just 4 short weeks, i know paul and i will have trips to disney to consider in the near future.

and yeah, i suppose i’m justifying jackson’s tv watching in explaining my love of all things disney, and so that makes me wonder how the rest of your summers have gone in terms of tv watching.

we’ve traveled a lot this summer. A LOT. between trips with our family, house hunting, adventures around the baltimore/DC area before we leave here, we’ve been busy.

there has been more outside time (when it’s not 118 degrees out) whether it’s been in the pool, at the park, going to get an ice cream cone, feeding the ducks, which has been wonderful.

and when there is inside time (because it’s 118 degrees out) we do play-doh, puzzles, blocks, and plenty of activities that don’t involve the boob tube.

…but we also watch tv.

i suppose in the same way that i used to look forward to summer for the lazy-factor when i was a kid, i’m seeing that i’m ok with my own kid possibly feeling the same way (at least for now).

he’ll start preschool once we move and for 5 days a week will be in a structured environment that he hasn’t yet experienced. his 2 year old program last year was fantastic, but it was 3 days a week for only a few hours at a time, basically to socialize.

knowing that he’s embarking on his first taste of real school this year, what’s so wrong with a little extra tv this summer?

it’s not like i’m pumping him full of junk food and soda and zombie-fying him and giving him popsicles for breakfast so that i can have more time on the internet…

::side eyes::

is it bad that as i type this post, jake the pirate is on in the background? i don’t think so because i hear my son over the tv, yelling “ARRRRRG MATEY!” and i am reassured that he is enjoying himself, which makes me happy.

isn’t that what summer is about? an extra dose of happy? a little extra tv?

or not?

you tell me. how much tv has your kid(s) watched this summer?

you could have the bishop of canterbury…

OR… if you aren’t in the mood for the archbishop of canterbury, you could have this guy be the officiant of your wedding ceremony… (he’s especially good at improv… BONUS!!!)

happy weekend and wedding cake to you all.

PS: he’s reading the book the very hungry caterpillar.

PPS: this is not a review of the book. we just really like that jackson has memorized it.

if you can’t view the above video, click here

watching wannabe LOST

otherwise known as Persons Unknown

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me: HURRY!!! it’s the summer-time version of LOST.

paul: (((hurrying))) ok, it’s back on.

me: SMOKE MONSTER!!!!

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me: “just SHUT UP you former psycho patient who claimed to be a shrink 2 episodes ago.”

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me: “is this a flash sideways?”

paul: “no. that’s the actual reporter.”

me: “oh… well, i’m so glad hot blonde chick is kicking the fat car salesman’s ass right now. that was way overdue.”

paul: “yeah, he’s a douche.”

me: “hey!!!!!!! it’s the ship!!!!!!!!!!” (a helicopter, but same idea… sort of.)

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*unknown package drops from helicopter. canisters are empty, except for two.*

me: “who has gas masks?”

paul: “i dunno. i don’t even know this show well enough to know the characters names.”

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me: “so, did he kill his wife?”

paul: “that’s what the video showed.”

me: “that’s the dude from speed, ya know… on the bus…”

paul: “that’s also cameron… from ferris bueller’s day off.”

me: “yeah, well, he’s a killer now.”

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me: “is that dharma initiative beer? or is that coke?

paul: “i don’t know.”

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(((SMOKE MONSTER)))

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me: “time to take the dog out and go to bed?”

paul: “well yeah. i mean… we won’t miss anything.”

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me: “this is all about BIG BROTHER, isn’t it?”

paul: “i dunno.”

me: “IT’S YOUR JOB TO SAY ‘I DUNNO.’”

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(((piano playing by ex-psycho patient)))

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me: “oh no. that can’t be good.”

paul: “WHUUUUUUT?!?!?!”

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me: “i wonder what flavor it is?”

paul: “well it was obvious that was the next thing coming.”

me: “what?!”

paul: “the flavor of the ice cream.”

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paul: “why are they wearing raincoats?”

me: “does someone die? cuz otherwise, i really wanna go to bed.”

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